Why Don't We Get Drunk (and Screw)" is a novelty song written and performed by American popular music singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett. It was a b-side to the first single ("The Great Filling Station Holdup") from his 1973 album A White Sport Coat and a Pink Crustacean. The song is a fan favorite and, up until the 2007 Bama Breeze tour, was almost always performed at Buffett's live concerts.
Buffett wrote the song under the pseudonym Marvin Gardens, derived from a property on the original Atlantic City version of the Monopoly game board.
The song is a parody of standard country music love songs. Buffett states that he made the song "as a total satire [and] wasn't even going to put it on the album. We did it foolin' around in one take. But immediately that song became controversial, and there were jukebox sales."[1] Buffett further notes, "I was hearing a lot of very suggestive country songs-in particular, Conway Twitty's "Let's Go All the Way." I figured I would write a song that would leave no doubt in anybody's mind. I thought back to a late night in an Atlanta diner where I was eating and watching this out-of-focus businessman trying to pick up a hooker. That's all the inspiration I needed."[2]
This is an example of what lots of people do, then they drive home.
